The Congeal

I ate lunch at Luby's today. The Firm decided to cast off the traditional power lunch and send a subtle message to myself and a fellow clerk that there will be no offer at the end of the summer rainbow.

Luby's gets a lot of bad press, what with the massacres and overcooked green beans, but I'll give them credit for being honest with their customers. If you go to Luby's and order a Congealed, Pineapple-infused, Green Jell-o Brick, your receipt will not hide this fact. It will simply state "1 Congeal ........ $.89." Man, when they put it that way, I think I'll have another. That's damn fine congeal.