Groundbreaking Research

A recent study shows that "sexy music triggers teen sex." This is the lamest study I've ever heard of. Will people blame music for anything? How about a study that shows that crappy parents who don't keep track of/talk to their their children are more likely to be grandparents at age 38? Let's leave Ludacris and Too Short out of this. The best quote in the piece comes from an unidentified adolescent, explaining she just likes the beat: "I won't really realize that the person is talking about having sex or raping a girl." See - it's about the music.