Why are those two Flat-Chested Girls Wailing on Each Other?

Oh... that makes sense.

Only in Dallas. Or Vegas. We're in elite company here, folks. I wonder if this competition is open to post-op trannies? I'll see you there. 'Cause I'm classy. And because it sounds awesome. Oh, and a portion of the proceeds will be donated to breast cancer research, which raises some more questions: 1) how much will be donated; and 2) does this somehow attentuate the complete and "udder" lack of class associated with this train-wreck?