Another Reason to Avoid the Ghost Bar

Ahh, another story from my beloved Dallas. Predatory women out on the town, hunting wealthy business men, slipping roofies in their drinks and making off with a Rolex or two. Best quote:

Police say the women should be considered armed and dangerous. In one
case, a knife was involved. And one 21-year-old Dallas man suffered a scalp
wound that may have been inflicted by a high-heel shoe.

Imagine that. You're an overpaid executive away on business, sitting alone at the Ghost bar, enjoying a $15 Coors Light, toying with the idea of cheating on your wife - when BAM - karma rears its ugly head. 30 minutes later your pants are down around your ankles and some chick cracked your skull open with a Chanel heel before snatching your iPod, your computer, leaving you with her calling card, an STD she picked up in Guatemala.

These guys should know better. If any girls came up to me and started hitting on me, I would know for sure it was some sort of scam, either the hidden-camera variety, or the skank-with-tranqulizers bit. I can't imagine the police are working too hard on stopping these girls, either. I would love to be the cop that responded to one of these calls...