Godzillatron... Sponsored by Dasani

Aside from the nasty sunburn I received on the left side of my face and neck, the most unfortunate thing about Saturday's shellacking of UNT by the Longhorns would have to be the debut of the highly touted Godzillatron at Memorial Stadium. Spanning over 134 feet wide and 55 feet tall, the potential for the new 'tron was unprecedented in college sports.

Saturday morning rolls around, an electric atmosphere ready to watch the Horns defend their title, and there is the Godzillatron, 60% of it covered in advertisements. Awesome. No information about the players, limited stats, but fuck I could go for some Taco Bell about now. I imagine most people didn't even notice, and I suppose someone has to pay for the thing, but Jesus - when Chuck Norris is talking about an upcoming ultimate fighting event, he deserves the full screen. Chuck Norris, who coincidentally went to my sister's restaurant this weekend, entered through the back door escorted by 4 bodyguards. Chuck Norris needs bodyguards? Weak. The world has gone crazy.