GOOD and EVIL

A simple list…

GOOD: Entourage DVDs (and, derivatively, Netflix), Transformers, the iPenis (trust me, it will be here soon), taunting the British, kittens, Andrew Bird, competitive eating, rampant cursing, collecting parking tickets and then moving far away.

EVIL: ESPN Insider, the general dearth of decent sports (fuck you NASCAR, Baseball, Wimbledon), endless rain ruining things, idiots on Craigslist who can’t read or spell or buy my worthless crap, people with iPhones at the gym, the parking meter cocksucker ninja who must have hid in the bushes to give me a ticket in less than 3 minutes, sobriety.