Sword in the Gatorade

I do not claim to be a strong man. The site of my bicepts does not make a woman swoon. However, I am also not a complete weakling. Yet, my recent frustration with Gatorade brand sports drink has moved me to return to my blog, even in the face of so much law review and clerkship bullshit, and state for the record that Gatorade can suck a dick.

I don't know what sort of creamy-balled roid heads drink this shit, but I've been peeling layers of skin off of my hands trying to get to their delicious Fierce Mountain Rain after an apparently useless workout.