um... i don't know... can't we just put Oreos on some crust?

When commercials come on, if I forget to mute the t.v., i am often disturbed. It would seem that our nation's chain restaurants are at it again. Each chain now seems to possess a giant wheel, pioneered by the people at taco bell, with various food ingredients. Once a month, the powers-that-be spin the wheel twice (or maybe three times!) and then strive to create a product incorporating said ingredients. Because of this, we now all know the pain of the chocolate-covered gummi bear (muddy bears! mmm!), the McGriddle sandwich, and now the new king of fastfood fusion gone awry: the oreo pizza.

Seriously? That is probably the sickest thing i have ever seen. Get it while supplies last...