I do not like mosquitos. If they were any kind of bug worth a shit they would figure out how to get the blood out of me painlessly and without the itch. There would be a lot less dead mosquitos if their proboscis (a fancy word for sucky-beak i learned on wikipedia) packed some vitamins or maybe some botox for the ladies. Someone please make it happen.



If you don't know what a mosquito is there is a picture of one.

And, in other news, this site is going to make someone very rich. Make sure your sounds is on... And no, it's not that awesome new cell phone tracing website everyone raves about.